I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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