there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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