super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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