This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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