you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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