Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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