I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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