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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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