The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
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Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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