That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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