What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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