what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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