not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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