so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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