do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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