People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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