their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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