4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
