this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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