she woke up with a sticky ear
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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