Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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