I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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