I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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