sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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