How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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