I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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