Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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