Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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