Nicole vs. Life
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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