so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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