Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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