U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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