how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Your penis caused this!
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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