I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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