I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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