dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
