I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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