1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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