i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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