Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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