why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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