It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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