her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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