I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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