Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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