can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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