Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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