I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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