this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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