found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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