i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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