Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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