Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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